ejakeulati0n:

dude i’m gonna frickin hold your hand so hard it’s gonna blow your mind with how hecka rad my affection is

(via orgasm)

godblesstyleroakley:

2srooky:

andystjohn:

'girlfriend' by avril lavigne came out seven years ago

hey hey
you you
i don’t like your fun fact

No way
No way
I think you need to stop that

(via orgasm)

jzul:

i laugh at myself so much im so funny

(via orgasm)

bueno:

will u still snapchat me when i am no longer young and beautiful

(via orgasm)

astound:

I just want to lie in bed and not participate in life

(via orgasm)

thinsquids:

yeah mom im ok i just dont want to be alive haha

(via orgasm)

zillatamer:

letterstogodptiii:

tea-books-and-blankets:

yaygocats:

discomplete:

“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography

“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.

“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy 

“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book

a pop up book

(via orgasm)

hotwhiteguy:

if i was a ghost id help little kids with math and throw vases at mean people

(via orgasm)